- 19 hours ago
bisexuals are greedy. they often hoard gold, although some branch out into jewels and magical items. despite popular belief, most bisexuals do not hoard significant others, as they tend to complain about being kept in a pile and slept on. their diet consists mostly of deer and some herd animals, although this varies by location. occasionally they will eat a biphobe who has wandered into their lair. also, they breathe fire. bisexuals are dragons.
I can verify this. My basement is filled with treasure I’ve stolen from straight and gay people.Source: bi-privilege
- 1 week ago
- 2 weeks ago
Me: Hi, I’m just updating the copy for your form and was wondering if you meant to say ‘programs’ for the third question?
Client: NO. What I sent along was completely accurate, I wrote and edited it myself. Just copy it over exactly as it says, I’ll explain it nice and slowly for you.
Me: ‘Please indicate which pogroms you’ve attended?’
Client: Yeah, that should be programs.
(via meggannn)Source: clientsfromhell
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