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EVERYBODY DO THE GAY MARRIAGE DANCE!!!! CONGRATULATIONS MINNESOTA!!!!

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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garydactyl:

I hit on my friends more than I hit on my crushes

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do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation

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malfoymannor:

by the end of the series harry is literally like guys i fucking know i have my moms eyes

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• Ed: You could say Al's my right-hand man

superblys:

the-gays-are-coming:

superblys:

What if bugs are just the same bug but they can time travel so we’re not actually killing them, we’re just sending them back in time.

it’s too early for late night blogger posts

i wrote this at 8AM

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